THE MAID
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now
Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well Seora, there are three reasons why I
Want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
Than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as
well?'
Maria: 'No Seora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE !
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now
Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well Seora, there are three reasons why I
Want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
Than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as
well?'
Maria: 'No Seora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE !
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