[FAO] Weekend Fun !!!

Nice to have a little break if you are tired!! Enjoy it! Interviewer: what is your birth date? James : 13th October Which year? James: You Stupid !!! EVERY YEAR Manager asked James at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? James replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, James ( from US of A) asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? James : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from Russia asked James: Any great man born in this village??? James : no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Tinku writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. When Shyam was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Shyam shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive." Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? James : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! James : My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status James : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Vijay : I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Vijay : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! James : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? James : Bcoz it is Black & White James attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? James : If U give me the address I will go there sir. James in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." James : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Tinku : "All are born on government holidays...!!! James : Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? James : Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? James : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE   Have A Nice Day Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create. LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE. Popular Topics Shahid's New Look In Chance Pe Dance Dandruff : Causes and Home Remedies Celebrities : Shilpa Shetty Reception Photos Raj Kundra and Shilpa Shetty Wedding Video   Popular Zee TV Stars Amazing Edible Shoes Cartoons in US Media on Obama's Nobel Peace Prize  Download all Cute kids wallpapers  Cool Sea shell Jewelery Tips for Glowing & Smooth Skin Beautiful Photos Of Mehendi  Visit Group Mail Subscribe Web Subscribe Visit Website

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