[FAO] English Is A Phunny Language

English Is A Phunny Language *************************** Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father (Any other options???) _____________________________ Class teacher once said : "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" (Who??? paper or student???)  _____________________________ Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..." (hmmm...interesting) _____________________________ "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..." (Topsyturvy) _____________________________ Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... (Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training) _____________________________ It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said "why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) (New Discovery!!!) _____________________________ Teacher in a furious mood... Write down your name and father of your name!! (Excuse me...) _____________________________ "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" (Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???) _____________________________ "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board (What an illustration...I like this professor) _____________________________ "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" (Well, you can proceed, would U like to leave a note behind as well...) _____________________________ LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" (That will be better....) _____________________________ Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" (No Comments...!!!) _____________________________ "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!" (Because we want to check similarities :-) ) _____________________________ Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code... "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? (In terms of 1's n 0's) _____________________________ Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class, "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" (2 minz of silence) _____________________________ The master told the students who were notorious. "Hey, from tomorrow onwards you both come together separately" (Make it possible and I will reward my life time savings...) _____________________________  Master to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!" (You need some counselling dude...) _____________________________ Hindi master to his students by pointing his scooter that is parked under a tree, "See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!" (Wow... ) _____________________________ master rocks again, "Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!" (Wow what an oxymoron...) _____________________________     Recent Updates :  Amazing Patterns Of Quilling Art  Sachin Tendulkar : The Lighter Side  Unique Pumpkin Carving Art By Ray Villafane  When India Gains Freedom : A Rare Video  How You Do It  Emo Heart Wallpaper  Navratri Celebration In Gujarat  Girls Portraits  Bridal Makeup Tips  Ways to Deal With the Migraine Headaches  Beautiful Stunning girls Illustration  WHO SaYS "NoTHiNG" iS iMPoSSiBLE, JuST C Me I'M DOiNG "NoTHiNG" FRoM LaST FeW YeARs.

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