[FAO] THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL

Pyar Deewana Hota Hai I just wanna spend my life with you Pyar hota hai to hota hai ya hota hi nahi Physics would have been much much Easier... If.. If.. If.. If.. The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!! ************************************************** *************** How Newton Died ? . . He died After seen South Indian Movies.. . Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made... ************************************************** ************** WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL? " W "!! B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W" WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! AND FINALLY WIFE....! ************************************************** ************ GOD:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS DEVIL:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS. GOD: Dont Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS! ************************************************** ************** Moral of the movie ROBOT- . ... . . . . . . . A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ************************************************** *** newton's law: lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either ************************************************** ************** Gals Language: Stupid(U r Smart) Idiot(U r Cute) Shut up(I Luv u) I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u) GN(All slept u can cal me nw) Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd ************************************************** ************** When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out... So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams. ************************************************** ************** You know a Crazy fact of todays generation :Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their Fathers...!!! ************************************************** ************** what is swarg? american salary, british house, chinese food, indian wife, what is narak? american wife, british food, chinese house, indian salary ************************************************** ************** A Sign At A Petrol pump ... "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!" ************************************************** ************** The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl. It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. ************************************************** ************** If u r with 1 girl its Anand... If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand... If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand. ************************************************** ************** Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes Grew wid Gifts Ended wid Tears Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone Grows wid Msgs & Ends wid "Upbhogta Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.” ************************************************** ************** When u read a love message, U never think of the person who sent u the sms.. But u think of the person whom u love the most!! STRANGE.. sala kharcha kisika or Charcha kisika! ************************************************** ************** The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts ************************************************** ***************** A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge Ill study. **
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