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(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection.)    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Death is hereditary. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Did anyone see my lost carrier? Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. Double your drive space. Delete Windows! Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Need More Interesting Stuff??? Click here  Click here to Join forangelsonly Group |  Join Us thru Email     |    Join Us thru Web     |  Visit Our Group Visit Our Website

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