[FAO] Laughter is da best MeDiCiNe

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection)  Smile For The Day!!! BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai h?? . . Girl tez krke aage nikal gai. . . Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . . . Girl slow ho gayi. . . Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya . . . . Girl:- Aur chala le bullet.. . . . Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha, chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagate hain... :D :-P ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!! When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :$ and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick :* ^ ^ This means that a single drop is worth atleast $500.. So nvr make a woman cry .. X_X :O =)) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye. Salesman: Plain me dikhau? Sardar: Nahi, Helicopter me dikha kutte! Sardar dekha nahi, ki mazak shuru..! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently, God also has a great sense of Humor : Isn't it funny how @ngels are always females and Devils;-> are always males..! :D ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband.. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EK AADMI KI BIVI Sunami me bahgai , Wo jab bhi Samundr Kinare Jata , Lehre uske Pair Bhiga Jati aur Wo Kehta , Kitna bhi Pair Chhulo , BIVI WAPAS NAHI LUNGA ;) ;D ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wives r popularly known as 'Home Minister' then What shud Husbands b called...? " External AFFAIRS Minister " :;) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife- You changed after marriage. Husband- I told you before marriage that "I am not interested in Married women"=)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sukhi vaivaahit jeevan ka raaz... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aaj bhi raaz hi hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very Emotional lines EK Aadmi Doosre Aadmi say Bhai ye Khushi aur Sukoon kya hota hai...?? Doosra Aadmi:Pata nahi Bhai main to Shaadi -Shuda hoon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damaad ji pehli baar Sasural Gaye. Ek Gaon wale se pucha: Yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai? Gaon wala: Nahi Babu ji, Ek thi woh bhi Aap Le Gaye. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- लड़की ने, मायका त्यागा, ससुराल पाया… भाई त्यागा, देवर मिला … बहिन त्यागी, ननद मिली… माँ-बाप त्यागे, सास-ससुर मिले… . . . . पति मुफ्त में मिला … तो कदर कहाँ से होगी… ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll never forget what Katrina Kaif said to me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She said, "Who are you?" :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Need More Interesting Stuff??? Click here  Click here to Join forangelsonly Group |  Join Us thru Email     |    Join Us thru Web     |  Visit Our Group Visit Our Website

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