[FAO] Witty Signs

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection) In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels."  ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck:  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  ************************** On a Plumber's  truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed."  ************************** On another Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."  ************************** On a Church's Bill board:  "7 days without God makes one weak."  ************************** At a Tyre Store  "Invite us to your next blowout."  ************************** On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts."  ************************** In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."  ************************** On a Maternity Room door:  "Push. Push. Push."  ************************** At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."  ************************** On a Taxidermist's window:  "We really know our stuff."  ************************** On a Fence:  "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ************************** At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."  ************************** Outside a Car Exhaust Store:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Vets waiting room:  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."  ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive carefully. We'll wait."  **************************  And don't forget the sign at a   RADIATOR SHOP:  "Best place in town to take a leak."  ************************** Sign on the back of yet another  Septic Tank Truck:  "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" Need More ??? Click here  | Join Us thru Web  |  Visit Our Group | Join Us By Email  Visit Our Website

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