India is the only country where distance is
measured in time
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Oye bhai kitni dur or hai?
Are bas 5 min or
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Girl : bhaiya.
Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai..
Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory card hai kya ??
girl :"memory card to nahi hai,
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RASHAN CARD ya AADHAR CARD chalega kya ???
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Heart touching story must
read :))
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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka
BIRTHDAY tha,
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Boy was not in that city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for
his girlfriend.
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He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni
saal ki tum
ho gyi ho,
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While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse acha
customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu,
So he gave 30 instead of20,
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Aur aaj tak ladka nahi
samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP
kyu hua o_O
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A Shocking Note left by a Wife while Going Out for Shopping -
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"Dear Husband,
Your Wallet was getting Fat so I am taking it out for a Walk"..!!!
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Sir - Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?
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Papu - Hathi
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. Sir - Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu - Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter
hai..
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Sir - Shabashhhh.... "Hathi"sahi jawab hai..
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Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki Misaal-
Girl to Shopkeeper: Aapke Pass Kaunsa Calculator
Hai?
Shopkeeper: "Casio"
Girl : Mai Theek Hu, Aap Sunao...xP
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1 ladki k paas ek unknown
call aayi..
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"yes... but who are u.. ??
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Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu..
After few second once again unknown call
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Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:"no i dont..
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Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ??
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Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai..
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Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@
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"bas aaj to tu gayi.... ;-D
hahaha.
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Dad phoned her daughter and some one else picked up the phone.
"Hey.... Sorry, Gina cannot pick up the phone right now. Her mouth is busy:)..... She will call u back when I am done..!"
" WHAT! AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!
"Her Dentist"
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Log kehte Hai Kosis Karte Raho
Har Raste Par Hope Hai,
Ankhe Aaj Bhi Us Kameene Ko Dhundti Hain
Jisne Kaha Tha engineering Le Lo Zabardast Scope Hai.
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boy : mujhe shadi krogi
girl : kya ?
boy : achhi movie hai na.
girl : kutte ke bache.
boy : kya ?
girl : kitne pyare hote hai.
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This is ULTIMATE......
"Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch... Mujhe giri hui mili thi." :))
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Universal truth .......
Jiske Mobile Me internet nhi hota...
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Uske mobile ki battery pure din khatam nhi hoti...!!!
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