Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye....
MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho,
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHADI hospital me ho,
PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye
or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye,
DULHAN k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur moja to tab aye jab Dr. shadi k baad bole, "NEXT PLZ"!!:-)
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Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge
. . . . . Socho yaar???
. . . . . . Are yaar bahut simple hai
. . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. . .
Mere inbox mein I LOVE U kyu bheja..!!
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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe ,
fir ruthe to jag chuthe,
aur agar fir ruthe..... . . . . . . .
to utaar chappal
maar saale ko jab tak chappal na tute.....:-P :-D :-D
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Mai KiTNa NaSaMaZ Hu DoST
Jo Teri KHaMoSHi Aur UDaSi Ki WajaH B SaMaZ Na SaKa
Wo To SHam Ko AuNTy Ne BaTaYa
Ke Aaj Teri PiTai HuYi Hai :-(
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Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.
Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.
Saanp aur bhi kamina tha
woh earphone lagaye baitha tha.
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Teacher Ne Students Se 'MY CLASS TEACHER' Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha,
Thodi Der Baad 1 Studnt Ne Uthkar Pucha:- Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hain.
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Ye joke sunoge to haste haste mar hi jaoge
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Isiliye bheja hi nhi kahin mar gye to????
I care for u yaar.
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Aap ki tarif me 4 line pesh kr rhi hu,
umid hai apko bahut pasand aayegi....
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. . . . . Gin lo puri 4 hai na ?
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Agar mai mar jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye
Sidhe upar aa jana
Fir kya ?
Pipal k ped par baitkar logon ko darayenge!
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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai
... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
jiski bhi uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo
meri neend nahi khulti.
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Mentos idea-
Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ? ? ? ?
Socho socho ? ?
simple yar
use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo "yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar".
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