Fun Is Gud: [FAO] Humor For The Day : Funny SMS

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A pig fell in love with a chicken
& they both married each other.
next day,
pig died of bird flu &
the chicken died of swine flu ...!!
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

an IDEA can change ur life.....
but
DOCKOMO can change ur wife

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?
If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..
If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!

Apna hath apne sir par phero.
Ek bar fir phero,dubara phero,
chalo ek bar fir akhri bar phero.
Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k
GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Indian:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

In the corridor of a govt office was a
signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"
Someone added the following
"Otherwise we may wake up"...
Wah Wah !!!

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr
Jo Haare Wo Jail Ke Andar
Jo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki Jhappi
Jo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d
traffic rules near college campushe wrote;
"Drive carefully!
Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

Namaskar ! Jago baalak,
Surya uday ho chuka hai,
Pavitra snan purn karke,
mata pita k charan chu k,
sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

Humorous Fact:
We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe
Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police
..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..!!!!!!!!!

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko
badi fursat me banaya h,
Theek hi kehte h
"FALTOO"
kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

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[FAO] Humor For The Day : Funny SMS

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