[FAO] Humor for the day

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.
She Was Shocked To See
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Rasheed Plumber.
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Before Exam :-

Boy to Girl - All the Best
Girl - All the best to U too 

Result Declared - Girl Scored 90% and Boy Failed 

MORAL - Only Boys wish with TRUE HEART 

Have a nice day :))
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Forget the poke button, I'm beginning to wish there was a punch button on facebook!!

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~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~
When I See Your Face,
There's Not A Thing
That
I Would Change. . .
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In .
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sonia gandhi in dabanng style..
'hazaro se dar nai lagta saab,hazare se lagta hai...'
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I ws thnkin..can v bribe d gvrmnt 2 pas d lkpal bill...hehe....lollzzz
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Even team India supports Anna hazare...

Dhoni says..
"We will not win any match until JANLOKPAL Bill is passed"
hahahah...lolllzz...
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fnlly d reasn is out fr bannin 25paise coin by d goverment..??
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coz thy cnt hndl 4 'ANNAS'
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They say milk give you strength.
drink 5 glasses and try move a wall....u can't..

But drink 5 shots of vodka and see..wall moves on its own..
CHEERS...

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A poor man catches a fish,but he cant cook due to MEHANGAI.
No gas, No oil, No spices, 

Man put d fish back in water. 

Fish shouts

"CONGRESS ZINDAbad"
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Dear,
AIRTEL 

we accept dat har ek friend zaroori hota hai ,
bt 

accha network bhi zaroori hota h!!
Sincerly,
VODAFONE :D
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Teacher: I love you ka janam kahan hua?
Boy: China mai kuki iski na koi warannty hai
aur na koi guaranty.
Chale tou chand tak, na chale tou shaam tak... 

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Height of irritating sum1:- 

Boy-Pen hai?
Girl-Nahi
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Thodi der baad...
Boy-Pen hai?
Girl-Nahi bola na
Boy-Pen hai pen?
Girl-nahi hai, aur abki baar pucha tou hathode se sar phod dungi tera.
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Kuch der baad...
Boy-hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi
Boy-Tou phir pen hai pen???
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Apna khayal rakhna
Koi bhari cheez mat uthana
Khana time pr khana
Sambhalker chalna 

kyuki
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Yeh 9wa Mahina hai 

Happy September ;-) 

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Sibbal ki car se "kutte ka bachcha" mara gaya... 

Sibbal 2 driver- iske mali ka pta karo... 

Jb driver wapis aya to uske gle me ful-malain thi... 

Sibbal- ye kya hai? 

Driver-Sir logon ne meri puri baat hi nhi suni aur khushi
me haarpahna diye...mene to sirf ye kha ki...Mai sibbal
ka driver hu kutte ka bachcha mar gaya !!!!!

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Kamar se usko pakdo...
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Aur ghar le jao...
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Uski grden pakad ke apne karib lao
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Uske muh pe apne honth lagao...
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AUR..???
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Sari "Cold Drink" pi jao.
Aapne kya samjha?? hahahaha

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