RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ...
I take my wife everywhere,
But she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right.. I just didn't know her
first name was 'Always'.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".
"Life is a football match,
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- Parvati Vaze – Sapno se bhare naina
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