[FAO] Santa Singh Jokes (All New)

*!!: "Santa Singh Jokes (All New)" :!!*  *Sugar Test* * Santa Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside  and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told  him to check sugar level regularly. * *Apple in a Mango Tree* *   A monkey climbed a tree where a Santa Singh was sitting. Santa Singh asked: "Thoo uper  kyon aaya?"  Monkey "Apple Khane" Santa Singh:: "Yeh to mango tree hai" monkey : "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" * * Santa Singh and scooter* *  Santa Singh and his two friends were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his  hand. One of the Santa Singhs told: We are already three, sorry, there is no  space. * * Lion and Santa Singh* * Santa Singh and his friend were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Santa Singh tells: "Why should I be  running? It is you who has thrown the sand " * * Cyclone* *  Bank manager asks Santa Singh in an intervi ew: "What is cyclone"  Santa Singh: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" * * Side Effects* *  Once Santa Singh brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you  know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! * * Same person* *  Santa Singh looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan!  Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi  ke saath hai"  * *Bus tickets* *  Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket  Santa Singh: Give two tickets  Conductor: Why two?  Santa Singh: If I lose one, another will be there  Conductor: What if you lose both?  Santa Singh: No problem, I have my pass...  * *Advice* *  A famous Santa Singh's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my  life. And I will advise the same to my children too" * * Oxygen* *  Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773  Santa Singh: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would  have died... * * Skeleton* *  Interviewer: What is a skeleton?  Santa Singh: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop  it!! ** Starting Salary* *  MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.  Santa Singh: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?  **No moon day* *  ISRO sent  Santa Singh to Moon. Santa Singh got into rocket, but jumped halfway,  shouting "How dare you cheat me. Today is no moon day. There will be no  moon"  ** Mirror* *  Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.  Santa Singh: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya , par sab mein mera hi chehra dikha...  Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila.  ** Hindi and English* *  Santa Singh to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya  Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English* *  Santa Singh: My londa gironda from Hero Honda **Yes/No* *  Santa Singh reported for his university final examination, which consists of  Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at  the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes  his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer  sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.  Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is  sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately  flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.  The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.  Santa Singh replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very  good."  **Microsoft Office* *  Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?  Santa Singh: No, but I can find it if you give address... ** Compound Sentence* *  Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.  Santa Singh: Stick No Bills! **Colour TV* *  Santa Singh bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?  He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!! **Calender* *  A person went to a Santa Singh's shop.  Person: I want 201 calender  Santa Singh: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left  **Lottery* *  Santa Singh bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Santa Singh won 10 crores for  that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax  and gave him 7 crores.  Santa Singh: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back  **Imagination* *  Santa Singh went to an interview.  Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire  bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In  that situation, what do you do ?  Santa Singh: Oye! I will stop imagining **ATM PIN* *  Santa Singh was drawing money from ATM.  A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've  seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).  Santa Singh replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."  ** Sun v/s Moon* *  Santa Singh's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon  gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day  when it is available abundantly... **Delivered* *  Santa Singh sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to  his phone and he started dancing. Why?  The report said, "DELIVERED".*  Click here to listen " I Don't Want To Live Without You"

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