[FAO] Too Hilarious !!!

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection) India is the only country where distance is measured in time . . . . . . . . Oye bhai kitni dur or hai? Are bas 5 min or --------------------------------------- Girl : bhaiya. Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.. Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory card hai kya ?? girl :"memory card to nahi hai, . . . . . . . . RASHAN CARD ya AADHAR CARD chalega kya ??? --------------------------------------------------------- Heart touching story must read :)) . . Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha, .. Boy was not in that city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. .. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho, .. While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse acha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu, So he gave 30 instead of20, . . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O ------------------------------------------------------------------ A Shocking Note left by a Wife while Going Out for Shopping - . . "Dear Husband, Your Wallet was getting Fat so I am taking it out for a Walk"..!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sir - Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai? . . Papu - Hathi . . Sir - Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..? . . Papu - Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai.. . . . . . . Sir - Shabashhhh.... "Hathi"sahi jawab hai.. ------------------------------------------------------------- Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki Misaal- Girl to Shopkeeper: Aapke Pass Kaunsa Calculator Hai? Shopkeeper: "Casio" Girl : Mai Theek Hu, Aap Sunao...xP --------------------------------------------------------------- 1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"yes... but who are u.. ?? . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. After few second once again unknown call . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"no i dont.. . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ . "bas aaj to tu gayi.... ;-D hahaha. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Dad phoned her daughter and some one else picked up the phone. "Hey.... Sorry, Gina cannot pick up the phone right now. Her mouth is busy:)..... She will call u back when I am done..!" " WHAT! AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS! "Her Dentist" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Log kehte Hai Kosis Karte Raho Har Raste Par Hope Hai, Ankhe Aaj Bhi Us Kameene Ko Dhundti Hain Jisne Kaha Tha engineering Le Lo Zabardast Scope Hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- boy : mujhe shadi krogi girl : kya ? boy : achhi movie hai na. girl : kutte ke bache. boy : kya ? girl : kitne pyare hote hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is ULTIMATE...... "Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch... Mujhe giri hui mili thi." :)) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Universal truth ....... Jiske Mobile Me internet nhi hota... . . . . . . . Uske mobile ki battery pure din khatam nhi hoti...!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Need More ??? Click here  | Join Us thru Web  |  Visit Our Group | Join Us By Email  Visit Our Website