[FAO] Weekend Humor

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection) Lesson to be learned from the Asaram and Tejpal episodes: All that glitters is not Gold.... Every man with a white beard is not OLD ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Boy texts his Girl friend "Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?" Here is the KILLING Reply - . . . . . "Kaun mar raha hai ab! I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In India, bikes are used to- . . . . . . . fill the gaps created by cars in traffic. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk is From....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Bed To The Washroom... Especially on Winter Mornings. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai. Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain. Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai. Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...! Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!" :P -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Touching lines said by a boy to a girl after their break up.. . . . . Behen gifts to wapis karti ja... teri bhabi ko kya dunga !!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Every man is Rahul Gandhi in childhood, Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage. ----------------------------------------------------------- Boy:"You Are Like A COIN." Girl:"Awwww, Valuable .. ?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy:"No, Two Faced" --------------------------------------------------------------- Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you'll find a tag saying "MADE IN CHINA" ------------------------------------------------------- Half the people of this nation are really Vella. Lets demand for Vellangana ------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Onion,tomato, Dollar and Petrol; . . . . No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I'll always never change. . . . . . . Sincerely Yours, Salary!   ---------------------------------------------------------------- Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband. Husband- Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night "My experiments with truth". He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.... Wife- What was the result..???? Husband- I realized that I'm not Bapu I am Asaram bapu.. --------------------------------------------------------------------- IF Colgate Toothpaste kills 99.9 % Germs. What does colgate senstive do? . . . ... . . It's kill 99.9 % of germs, without hurting their feelings :P ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: . . . Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Need More ??? Click here  | Join Us thru Web  |  Visit Our Group |