[FAO] All new series of Rajnikanth Jokes

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection All new series of Rajnikanth Jokes: Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! --------------------------------- Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'! ---------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass! ------------------------------------------------------ Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!! ------------------------------------------ Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale! ------------------------------------------------ The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!! ----------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!! ----------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy! ----------------------------------------------------- Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" ------------------------- When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth. ---------------------------------- Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! ---------------------------------- The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth! ---------------------------------- An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore, Rajinikanth stopped it in mandya! ---------------------------------- Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! ---------------------------------- Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling. ---------------------------------- Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake! ---------------------------------- Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer ---------------------------------- This 1 is Baap 🎾🎾Wimbledon special🎾🎾 Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ? P.S. I have a great respect for Rajnikant Sir.These Jokes are meant for purely entertainment purpose.  Need More ??? Click here  | Join Us thru Web  |  Visit Our Group |

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