[FAO] Funny Footballer Quotes
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Once they are off the field, these soccer geniuses are vulnerable to blunders. Often their remarks are funny, and they end up saying something they really didn't mean. Here are some funny footballer quotes.
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry Ok, so football is about scoring goals! Thanks for enlightening us Henry. But why only sometimes?
"We lost because we didn't win." - Ronaldo Well, that was the most wonderful explanation someone has ever said. So simple and straight.
"There is no in between - you are either good or bad. We were in between." Gary Linekar Can anyone solve this fuzzy logic of Linekar? Footballers are real philosophers who talk in abstract ways which no one can explain.
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose" - Kevin Keegan Excuse me Keegan, what about the third option? Here goes another one:
"You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football"
For Keegan, something that's international doesn't cover the entire world.
Bulgaria's Hristo Stoichkov - the golden boot winner of 1994 WC, is remembered for his famous quote following Bulgaria's victory : "Now I know for sure that God is Bulgarian." When Bulgaria lost to Italy, he modified it further: "God is still Bulgarian but the referee was French."
This is one reason why we all love Stoichkov (Image courtesy: AFP)
"But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away" - Paul Gascoigne There are only 7 days a week, and you didn't miss any. Why not say I drink daily instead of stretching the sentence like this.
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - David Beckham Beckham, were you lonely till then?
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud." Are you having any second thoughts now? We all make mistakes Beckham!
"Our number one opponents are not Liverpool, Arsenal or Manchester United. It is ourselves at Chelsea." - Didier Drogba Very true! We got to know this when you argued with your teammate Frank Lampard for taking a penalty kick at the English Premiere League finals.
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