[FAO] ~!! Smiling Good Night Wishes !!~

Brain ka operation Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua? Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai saala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai. ********************************************************************* Bahana nahi chahiye Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu. Ramu : Sir barish gir rahi hai! Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiye, chata(umbrella) leke ja… ********************************************************************* Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai? Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT : Ticket hai? Sadhu : Nahin TT : Chalo Sadhu : Kahan? TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein ********************************************************************* Pathan on cycle Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate huye kahin ja raha tha . Raste mein ek aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???” Pathan hairat se… “Puri cycle mar di , aur tum break ki baat kar rahi ho?   ********************************************************************* Impossible Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehta hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai. Sardarji bolta hai : To pahle hi acchi tarah se dekh lena tha na ki sab word hai ke nahi, aage se sabhi words ho, aisi dictionary lena. ********************************************************************* Murgha boyfriend  Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.  Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?  Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.  Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likha aa raha tha... “Murgha No.5 Calling”.  *********************************************************************

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