[FAO] Life Thoughts By Ducky

LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY  Marriage changes passion.  Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it  So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me. How come we choose from just  two people to run for President and over 50 for Miss Universe?   Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.  I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Bumper sticker of the year:  'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'    And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes So Enjoy Fully & Don't let your love go...   Recent Updates :  India's Nicole Faria is Miss Earth 2010 Nicole Faria : Miss Earth 2010 ( Journey till now)... 10 Luxurious Gold Plated Cars When You Have Nothing to Talk About ... Unique Paper Sculpture by Carlos Meira Types of Phobias ,Causes , Indication and Danger  Hilarious Chinglish Collection Amazing Sequential Photography Stunning Colourful City Photography Beautiful Indian Art Guzaarish Movie Stills and wallpapers Beautiful Photos from Australia Colourful Flower Photography Navratri Celebration In Gujarat Stunning Girls Portraits Bridal Makeup Tips Ways to Deal With the Migraine Headaches Beautiful Stunning girls Illustration 45 Mind Blowing Optical Illusions Kal Ho Na Ho : Title Song Video , Lyrics Top Strangest Air Planes Around The World Beautiful Brides Wonderful Food Creations Endhiran the movie : Stills Robot The Movie : Synopsis And Trailer Beautiful Road Trains Creative Elegant Door Handles My Wish By Rascal Flatts : Song, Lyrics, Video Robot The Movie : Wallpapers One of best IT interview [ INFOSYS ] Weird Lip Tattoos

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