[FAO] Jokes !!

(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection)                                                                                                                                                                                                                       After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother. “What happened?” she asked.” I was driving and fell asleep,” said her mother, irritated. “And of course, your father wasn’t paying attention!” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dad: Do u know how 2 swim? Tintumon: No. Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim. Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim? Dad: For sure! Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…. Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…? Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. "Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …" "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium? Tintumon:BA Prof.: For Sodium? Tintumon:NA Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines? Tintumon:"BANANA" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning, Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?” Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PASSIVE VOICE teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake" Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PROFESSOR A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?" Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA" professor: "I don’t understand anything" Tintumon: "same 2 you" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PTA Meeting Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow….. Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ? Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Techy Tintumon Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. Tintumon: Declare the variable TITANIC as float…! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Need More Interesting Stuff??? Click here  Click here to Join forangelsonly Group |  Join Us thru Email     | Join Us thru Web     |  Visit Our Group Visit Our Website

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