. . . . . . . . . . . . This isn't one of them. Wait for the other one to come. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi.... Most men have one.... Ziddi... ------------------------------ National food of India ---- "KASAM" Sab khaaté hain.... ------------------------------ "If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!! That's the power of Smile !! ------------------------------ Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!! ------------------------------ 'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody -- But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it! ------------------------------ Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own!! ------------------------------ Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.. ----------------------------- Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India ! ------------------------------ Promises are like babies!! Fun to make but Hell to deliver... ------------------------------ Getting bored??? Need some adventure in life? Go to a stranger's wedding and scream.... 'Don't marry dear.... I still love you'! ------------------------------ Insaan sab se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai? Guess, guess! Bihkari ke saamné ---- "Maaf karo Baba" ------------------------------ One economical thought: 'The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . . "Bol kya khayegi ? ------------------------------
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