Ek admi ka ek KAUA tha woh bahut MULAYAM tha......
Uss admi ne ek din socha...
kyu nahi mein apni kaua koh ek naam du...
usne bahut soch samajhkar ek naam decide kiyaa.................. . . . .
aur uss kaua ka naam hai...........
MYCROWSOFT
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Once Robot Movie became HIT in india,
that time Rajnikant gave 4 star rating to "Times of India"
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In India-
1Crore= Khoka
500 Crore= Koda
1,000 Crore= Radia
10,000 Crore= Kalmadi
100,000 Crore= Raja
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One Punjabi = 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
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You are a desi engineer when...
You have taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.
You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
Your IQ is lower than your weight.
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Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
A2:Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
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One Marwari = the neighbourhood food adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community
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The best example of indian traffic is that
one has to look on both the sides while crossing a
ONE WAY ROAD!!!!
All these jokes are meant for just fun. There is no intention to hurt anybody's feelings.
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