Life mai kitne bhi dukh mile ,
gam mile
Apne aansu bah jane dena
Unhe rokna mat
kyuki....
Ruke hue pani mai hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.
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Investments Returns For this year :
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%
&
ONION ...880%
Saala 10 lakh ke Onions liye hote tou
is saal New Year Europe mai manaya hota.
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2 teams
5 matches
1 venue
few days to go
War btn most thrilling rivals ever
Science Night Readers
V/s
Commerce DareDevils
Catch the live action of our last boards
Starting this 1st march.
Official sponsors:
cello
add gel
reynolds
natraj
amruthanjan
disprin
jhandu baam
saridon
Maggi
&
vicks
Official tournament partners:
Mcdowell's
Kingfisher
Bacardi
Officer's choice
8 PM
Blender's pride
Royal Stag
Antiquity
Haywards
Four Square
Gold Flake
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Time 2 sleep
Kick your chapal like football
Walk 2wrds ur bed like model
Jmp on ur bed like a king
Drm like lovr
N slp like local pig !
Gud Nite !!
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Height of coolness:
2 frds aftr xam
1 : kaun sa papr tha?
2: shayad maths
1: Yani tune papr padha
2: Na yaar , wo aagewali ladki calculator liye baithi thi.
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Theory is wen u knw smthng bt it dsnt work..!
Practical is whn smthng wrks bt u dnt knw y
Our studies combines both
Nothng wrks & v dnt knw y !!!
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Husband got Taaveez 2 control his wife.
Aftr a mnth husbnd reportd 2 baba :No change in wife,
bt padosan vash mai aa gayi"
Baba : Beta side effect hain.
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USA : Hamare dog football khelte hain
Japan:Hamari fish dance karti hai
China : Hamare haathi cycle chalate hai
India : Hamare GADHE Govt. chalate hain.
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Dr : Pujari ji aapki biwi maa ban ne wali hai
Pujari ji soch mai pad gaye
Dr : Kya hua?
Pujari : soch raha hu ki ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.
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