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(Please let the pics open. It may take some time on a slower connection.)    Glorious Aunty Acid       Few good lines I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution. Why is Bangladesh not sending a contingent  to Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to say what might have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead of John F. Kennedy.  After a moment's thought Chou En-lai answered: "I don't think Mr Onassis would have married Mrs Khrushchev".   "Past of eat is ate... future of eat is weight" Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy..  * Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging. They say so many people die because of alcoholism They never realized how many of them are born because of it  Chicken farmer ??? A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,  "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,  "What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says.   The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,  "Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."   "No, that still won't work. Try again."   They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  "I'm an elite chicken farmer."   "The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"   "Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."   Getting rid of our dog Free to a Good Home    Our house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the  bathroom, and then proceeded to steal all they could carry.  Our watchdog  'Killer' did not alert us at all, and for this reason we are giving him away. We no longer want this dog.  We've decided on installing an electric fence  and detection devices with alarms.  They're cheaper to maintain and definitely  more reliable. For those interested in adopting this dog, please send an e-mail immediately. 'Killer' is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless. "A recent photo of 'Killer' is included below." 'Killer' is a Norwegian Beer Hound...  .... you can tell he is 100% purebred.                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Need More Interesting Stuff??? Click here  Click here to Join forangelsonly Group |  Join Us thru Email     |    Join Us thru Web     |  Visit Our Group Visit Our Website